The Monster...

Ryan now calls my van the most affectionate term possible from a boy...it's "The Monster".

Ryan: Mommy, we are bigger than that blue van next to us
Me: Yes sweetie we do
Jeff: So we are comparing now are we?
Ryan: We are taller than that car too!!
Me: (to Jeff) does that answer your question??
Jeff: (to Ryan) so is it a monster then?
Ryan: yes since we are bigger than the other blue cars on the highway...we're riding in The Monster

So Mommy doesn't drive a mini van anymore...it's "The Monster".

YIKES!!!!